Fantasy murder

24 02 2009

Jose Canseco seeks Revenge on YOU!

Former baseball player Ron Kittle thinks someone’s gonna try to off Jose Canseco because he wrote a book exposing rampant steroids usage in baseball.

“My first thought was: ‘I wonder who’s going to be the first one to shoot him,’ ” Kittle said Monday. “I still think somebody who might have had their life ruined might take vengeance on him. If I were [Canseco], I would think about that.”

Ummm, what?  If there’s an idea worse than taking steroids, it’s trying to kill Jose Canseco.  I mean, have you seen the guy?  How do you shoot Jose Canseco in the back?  What happens if you miss?  And what happens if you shoot the wrong Canseco?  You do not take revenge on Jose Canseco.  Jose Canseco takes revenge on you.




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1 05 2009
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